What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 16:18
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Why is Hinduism not polytheistic?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Have you ever had a bad gut feeling about someone and it was right?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
How old is planet Earth? Is it 4.5 billion years old or 6,000 years old?
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
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Still no good
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Then came..
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids